Im like a child

Mom: *comes out with wine glass*
Me: wait are you gonna pour me some wine?
Mom: you're 19
Me: close enough
Me: I wanna pretend to be a vampire
Me: pls
Me: it'll help me fall asleep
Mom: ok but just so you can play vampire ok
Me: ok
Mom: If anyone asks this isn't actually happening
Me: *posts on tumblr*